Vincent Valentine. Ex-Turk, and subject of the notorious Project Chaos. Holder of the Protomateria. Armed and dangerous, to be considered a threat at all times, even when low-profile. Chosen weapon is the triple-barrel, semi-automatic handgun dubbed “Cerberus.” Skillset is wide: proficient in hand-to-hand combat, crowd control, espionage, reconnaissance, and crisis containment. One of the Heroes of Midgar. Liquidation would result in problematic public reaction.
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that