Ashley. 22. One puppy, two kitties. Procrastinate when I can, daydream a lot, and I eat too much chocolate. <3 My little Ryen Elizabeth.

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Hey everyone, my best friend’s dog, Monty, has developed cancer.

this week they brought him to the vet for a routine checkup and found out that a couple of the bumps on his body are cancerous.

He and his family are crowd sourcing because the cancer is operable but…

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

parynormal:

how about you turn your phone off and turn me on??

Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

twerk-for-jagk:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I always do this during tests and im like ” ya i think my teacher said this” when they really didnt. it fucks me up.

theaspiefox:

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I sure hope I’m delicious.

theaspiefox:

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I sure hope I’m delicious.

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under