Ashley. 22. One puppy, two kitties. Procrastinate when I can, daydream a lot, and I eat too much chocolate. <3 My little Ryen Elizabeth.
Hey everyone, my best friend’s dog, Monty, has developed cancer.
this week they brought him to the vet for a routine checkup and found out that a couple of the bumps on his body are cancerous.
He and his family are crowd sourcing because the cancer is operable but…
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
how about you
turn your phone off and turn me on??
Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
I always do this during tests and im like ” ya i think my teacher said this” when they really didnt. it fucks me up.
I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.
the rock is a gift
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under