Ashley. 22. One puppy, two kitties. Procrastinate when I can, daydream a lot, and I eat too much chocolate. <3 My little Ryen Elizabeth.
*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
Anime Spoofs of Products/Businesses
I literally can’t. I-I can’t breathe. omg…
So my friend and I were up late and decided to go on a grand search for Anime spoofs of real life businesses and products. These are some of our favorites. Please enjoy.
Somebody needs to give that guy an award
He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then
Jesus fucking shows up.
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
Source / More Facts HERE
no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue
Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.
fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure
CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.
… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.
It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.
It is called a
ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.
cool baby ghost is making the rounds again, at the coolest, babyiest time of the year !
there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard
as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct